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I bought this game for the chickens, and was not disappointed. After exploring the countless lands the chickens have traveled far and wide, I realized their population was growing too large. The chickens had started to inhabit such horrid locations across the world, such as nuclear plants, and offices without cafeterias. I knew what had to be done. I bought a flip knife off of the steam market, and called PETA. I listened to In the Arms of an Angel in my Microsoft Professional Deluxe Gaming Chair 360 for about twelve hours with no response, so, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I loaded up de_nuke and started to put the chickens out of their misery. I cried harder that night than I have ever before.

The next morning, with tears in my eyes, I loaded up Counter-Strike: Global Chicken, and I saw a new item waiting in my inventory. My Flip Knife had turned into a Flip Knife Slaughter. At that moment, I realized what a horrible thing I had done.
With my hand shaking, I navigated my mouse, and uninstalled Counter-Strike: Global Chicken.

I regret everything I have done. I am writing this review to warn you about the chickens, and to let you know I have made a full recovery, and that I have started my new journey in Goat Simulator. Thank you, and farewell.
Publicada em 30 de janeiro de 2015.
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Great game all the negative reviews are because of the loot spawn and people complaining about it being P2W this game was patched in just over a day with those problems fixed and a few others that right there deserves my 20$ for a game that i havent tried just because in my opinion a game development company that listens to the community cares about what people want and think. That is awesome this game is very entertaining and amusing there is LOOT within a hour i found a ar15 and .45 and was able to get food and water and other stuff i than ran into 3 people and died this game with friends would be 10/10 its one of the best surival games i have played in a while hopefully it keeps getting better.
Publicada em 18 de janeiro de 2015.
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