Oh geegolly! Excuse me while I cosplay an edgelord forever.
Yeah, life is unfair so fight it in an unfair way.

You're in my bubble... Back. Up.
About this new Padawan, Bates. We cannot allow him to become a Jedi Master. The results would be... Hilarious.

I'm introverted, cowardly, selfish (kinda, I mean helping others makes ME feel good and makes others think i'm nice and hard working), prone to blinding rage, probably retarded to, fat... but who isn't in the U.S.A., compulsive liar (like tourettes but BS'er), but I can cook well and i'm good with my hands or anything that requires dexterity.