Recent reviews by DrFlabbergast

It scared me

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to combine strategic brilliance of chess, with the slapstick, confusing comedy chaos of a cream pie fight with your cousin at Easter, then look no further, this is the game for you.

Graphics look great, game play is fun and very similar to Final Fantasy, but christ alive the dialogue and opening cut scenes to 'establish' the game is just awful. Its drawn out, boring and the voice acting is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥. Its more annoying than anything I've heard before, the wench at the beginning made me force quit the game because of her wispy little voice. Turn down all dialogue until you're actually in the game or your hairline will recede just listening to that gargoyle.

Worst game I have ever played, 1990's Nokia graphics at best.

Worst game I've ever played. It caused me to fall into a deep depression I've never been able to shake.

Great car models, and kinda good map design. BUT! Joining an online game has to be harder than the skin on my a$$ cheek, AND! i'm still a virgin.

If you don't have any friend's, this game sucks.

This game is great, I've gained three noise complaints from surrounding neighbours, complaining about a woman screaming. Silver lining is, they now think I have women over. Buy it.

Playing as Kassandra, this game has allowed me to act and feel like the man I will never be. Buy it.

Spoiler Alert! End mission you find out Spongebob is homosexual.