Things about me at 24 that make me pathetic:
-virgin
-never had a girlfriend
-never kissed a girl
-never held hands
-never been on a date
-wife cheated on me
-never had any missed opportunities with girls like some others
-barely any friends in my life, never even a best friend, very rarely was invited anywhere or was initiated conversations with
-never went to a party or was even invited to one
-barely have any lasting, amazing memories with others
-don’t have any friends, now
-never went to prom
-have struggled with depression and social anxiety for years
-possibly autistic
-zero confidence, painfully shy
-only work experience is minimum wage and am currently on disability
-only have an associates
-still live with my parents, and not because I can’t afford to live alone (I can’t but still) but because I would feel lonelier and helpless on my own
I’m so lonely and pathetic. I’m such a failure and I don’t see myself getting out. I think it’s too late for me. Meanwhile, my peers have nice jobs, are getting married, having kids, living on their own. While I’m still a child stuck in the body of a mid 20s man
depressed sigma clean up aisle my pants cant about to explode slide me a tenner real quick just one please bro let me hit your juul right now bro im begging you what are you doing do you wanna teach me how too cook please call me on skype i need help bro bro fr like no cap on god in ohio real skibidi

IF YOU GET ME MAD I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.... YOU DONT WANT TO MESS WITH ME WHEN IM IN MY FINAL FORM. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THIS IS AMERICA. *eagles screeching* I AM THE ONE YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT TO MESS AROUND WITH. DONT EVEN TRY TO TROLL ME YOU TROLLERS BECAUSE I WILL NOT LET IT SLIDE IN THE SLIGHTEST.