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1. Take off your clothes and put them in a pot
2. Fill the pot with water, approximately to half of the pot
3. Salt a litte
4. Salt a lot if you want kidney problems later on
5. Heat up your over to 500 degrees
6. Cook the pot on your stove, let oven be open and heated
7. Insert your wet and salty clothes in the oven
8. Let it cook for 24 hours
9. Take a nap, let oven be open
Congratulations, you completed the steps for how to turn a small problem into a big one by putting your house on fire.