Recent reviews by TokyoDoobz

I'm on the fence of whether to upvote or downvote this.
The positives in short -
I love the game mechanics and the way it plays
The character design and the way they each play
The negatives -
The dev team really need to have a proper look at who needs to be nerfed/buffed - Brall has recieved two, very heavy nerfs in a row, which makes playing him really boring. Kingpin is still mullering people left right and center every game with a massive health bar and tons of dmg output. Void ult will stun you for way too long while it chunks your health by about half, let alone if teammates get involved.
I find that I'm liking the game less and less with every update, which is the opposite of where a game should be going, yet overall I relatively enjoy it. Who knows how long that will last?

Jesus H Christ. Where do I start again?
Yet again I allow "Codemasters" (can't code any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing into a game properly) to shag me up the ass with a ribbed for your pleasure dragon dildo bigger than the empire state building.
I find myself defending completely fairly against opposition, so what do they do? Pit manoeuvre me into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall round the back of Jeda, dragging me along the wall the entire straight like some sort of wet flannel being pulled out of the washing machine while I scream "No no no no, why am I so unlucky" - Charles LeClerc after spooning it on a formation lap.
I have the mexico man sniffing my arsehole so hard I'd think I have a line of spicy salt resting on my arsecrack, ready to send me flying into the pit wall. Spastic.
Worst part about this is, I get the penalty. I GET THE PENALTY FOR GETTING MY ♥♥♥♥ PUSHED IN WITHOUT CONSENT? I'LL PUSH YOUR ♥♥♥♥ IN EA YOU ♥♥♥♥ HOUSE.
My team upgrades. I don't know what kind of employment system I have in place but I've clearly hired every single moron who failed their GCSE's all the way up to age 69 because they fail first time every time guaranteed. 6 UPGRADES, 6 FIRST TIME FAILS ON A 25% TO FAIL. THIS GAME LITERALLY BREAKS LAWS OF PROBABILITY. ITS THE GOD OF GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF.
Anyway... in summary.
Do not buy, do not waste your money. Buy F1 22 because even though that's a pile of muff and gash it's better than this ♥♥♥♥ fest of a game.

Jesus Christ. Where do I start?
Playing this game is like putting my ball sack into a blender, turning it on, then shoving my ♥♥♥♥ into potato peeler and going until there is nothing left except remnants of a transgender operation. This game has rendered me a mongoloid.
Spin out on literally nothing. AI crashes you out of the race and receives no penalty for it on higher difficulties. NO PENALTY?!?! I'VE SEEN PENALTIES GIVEN FOR SOMEONE PISSING THEMSELVES IN THE CAR. I PISS MYSELF EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME PLAYING THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EA ♥♥♥♥ FACE PIECE OF ABSOLUTE WANK.
I have tried on repeated occasions to play this with my friend, to the point we want to drive the car off the track into spectators. You overturn a slight amount? Spin out. You understeer a slight amount, you go off track and receive a penalty even though you haven't gained an advantage. All four wheels on the track? Corner cutting. CORNER CUTTING? THIS GAME MAKES ME WANTS TO CUT THE CORNERS OF MY BRAIN SO I CAN STOP LIVE ON BENEFITS AND NEVER PLAY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME.

I can't explain how much I hate it in one review, I've already spend too much time out of my day writing about this pile of stinking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than it deserves. This game needs to get in the bin. I'm off for a wank.

Mate I am sick and bloody tired of falling over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ curb like some dumbass boomer mong. You have genuine braindead children flying around on bloody spy bikes killing every ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to do anything in the game, nothing works properly and the game lags on even the best of pc's. Literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game that I keep playing for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason whatsoever. Help. Me.

UPDATE: ONLINE IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WANK. I CAN'T JOIN A GAME I CREATED, THEN MATES CAN'T JOIN EITHER. WHAT A WANK GAME ASS

Love this game, wholesome content, I would js.
1 thing is that I can't tell if I'm noncing if I try to smash ginger, coz like, she looks real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ young maaaaaan.
Boosted players go for emily, however she is alright.
Overall though, the game is really cool, has a cool mix of farming and taming animals, while also following th main theme of building, a lot of single player fun and a really good game to hop onto if you just want to chill out and vibe. I was vibing real hard bro.

This is honestly one of the most chill games I have ever played. I love this game to bits, it's so easy just to sit down and get immersed in the farming world. Whether it's farming, fishing or even dungeon diving you can do that in this game, and even though I'm a big fan of high adrenaline and action packed games, I love the vibe this game gives off. I love the art style too, brings back awesome memories of playing a little old pixel game like the OG pokemon games. It appears to be a simple farming game on the surface, but truly it is a wonderfully deep game with so many things to do. And ever since the multiplayer update you can chill in this game with your friends which makes things a little easier and so much more fun. 10/10 game for me.

What a pile of gash. Honest to god when this game actually works the dice rolls deliberately ♥♥♥♥ one player over the rest. The fact that some games won't even finish because the servers can't hold up is stupid. One player could be seeing a completely different game than the other players, then a few turns later be able to do ♥♥♥♥ all anything then disconnect. I'm convinced that the game chooses a player at the start of the game to win and they just will. ♥♥♥♥ me Hasbro, you are royal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I cannot explain how much I love this game. As with all the tales series its a bit of an emotional rollercoaster, and that's all I can say without spoilers. Just know that this game will get you feeling comfortable with the story and then, bam, I'm crying. I love it, every single second of it.

It's not necessarily a bad game mechanics are fun, but the development of it needs work. What an awfully unbalanced game. That isn't the only problem, you walk over the nodes and they don't activate at all. Then another guy rolls up and just activates it immediatly. I keep finding myself walking through the nodes and not actually doing anything. It makes no sense at all. Certain characters are clearly better than others, *ahem* theif and smash, and you have to walk into the smack bang center of a power up even though you could be standing around it but still on it, it won't activate. Hit boxes make sense for characters like blade, when you go through them and still don't hit them. I had a moment where I couldn't see anyone or certain lasers and I just died to something that on my screen wasn't there. I think this could be a good game, but is flawed in so many ways. Until this games recieves changes I don't see a point playing it.

I just don't understand how this can be enjoyable. Literally the controls are so janky, the physics don't make much sense at all and the guy can't even seem to use his hands in a normal way. In a hand simulator. A HAND simulator where you can't use your hands properly is like playing a flight sim with no wings.