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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 8.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Aug, 2015 @ 2:29pm

"Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!" is a time management game. You play as a potato that inherited a weapon shop from his grandfather. With the help of Agent 46, that owns the bigger part of the shop (99.9% to be exact) you produce weapons, sell them, repeat. Alright, so it's not that easy, you have to manage your resources, upgrade your shop, send your workers on vacations, explore the land, level up your customers (yeah) and do a thousand other things.

I said earlier that Agent 46 will help you, right? I lied. He just shows up in your door from time to time and asks you to get him money, or, should I say $purds, because that's the currency in the game.

As for the forging of weapons, you get a lot of categories that you can choose from (sword, dagger, axe, pistol, wand, just to name a few). Every weapon has 4 stats (attack, speed, accuracy, magic) that grow faster or slower, depends on the weapon type. Your customers are wandering heroes, that level up with every weapon they buy from you. They all have different weapon and stat preferences, so one hero may like accurate and magical bows, and other may like speedy and high-damage swords. The more the weapon you forged suits them, the more they will pay for it.

The game is packed with humorous refences to popculture. One of your first smiths is named Bulk Bogan, there is a hero named Claude that wants a really big sword, you can sing Baby, by JB to one of your smiths when they are feeling down, you can forge a bow named "RavenClaw", et cetera, et cetera.

There is a lot more to this game that I haven't listed, so if you think that you'll enjoy the game, get it now and experience the ehm.. full experience.

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Slaye teh Headpat Princess 💜 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38am 
Omg, you're so funny and awesome, there is a really cool hero named Claude who wants a really big sword, haha. Best review of 2024. :2017catheart: