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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:48am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:28am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 5:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:21am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:57am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:06am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:54am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 3:34pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 8:15am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:17am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 3:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 10:17am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:21am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 7:41am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:11am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:52am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 7:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:56am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:21am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:44pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:35am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 9:53am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 10:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 8:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:03pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 9:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:48pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:12pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:04pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:15pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:38am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:36am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:24am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:24am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:24am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:34am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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