I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b*tch-a** motherf*cker. He p*ssed on my f*cking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f*ckin' quilly d*ck out and he p*ssed on my F*CKING wife, and he said his d*ck was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small d*ck. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f*cked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*ck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER P*SS! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm p*ssing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I P*SSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the p*ss DROPLETS hit the f*cking earth, now get out of my f*cking sight before I p*ss on you too!