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this is truly a pre-sequel

I'm mucho grande late to the party but this viddy gaem is gud. I give a 9.6/10. Very smooth to play on the decky too y'all. Just get gud wifi and enough storage space (minimum 96GB ish)👍

Slight spoilers :

New villains and Ava are annoying as hell, dawgz... (even more than Br4pCrapTrapBlap) they're not Jack, I get it, but that adds extra pep to the fact you just rlly wanna get to kill em (not the kid tho, she just annoyin and if she a teenager that confirms it so lets keep it at that. no fighting. sharkira sharkira.). Don't care bout yo sad ahh origin story tho, twinnies!!!!! Smarten up foosaas!! I ain't got no flippin smidge of empathy left fo them...they're just so not likable I'm sorry y'all. Guess that's the point.

Anyways, the rest of the crew are just aaaaalright. Most of them are back into BL3, staying true to their default personalities, and sum othas show their full personalities for the first time. It's a fun chex mix of personalities. Most voice actors are back too, WE LUV THAT!! RIP Rhys' VA tho...Troy Baker was prolly too expensive or too busy to come back. Unpopular opinion: I think the new VA (Ray Chase) did a good job as Rhys. Bro's a CEO now y'all!! Ain't no way he's gon keep the same effin personality after that big-a change!! It just makes sense in my head. He still a fat dork tho. Once known as "lanky leggy anxious beepo boy" now seen as "my moustache is my hole personality and I have bills to pay" and that just fits him, okay? It do. It do. To summarize: the voice acting is amazing in all of these games. Always has been.

I digressssz, this game is a huge step from BL2 IMO!! Much more options were added into the game. I got lost 50 times trying to orient myself in Sanctuary, but that's okay (no). That's a me problem (yes). Overall, new added gimmicks make it fun, time saving in some cases (fast travel direct teleportation if yo ahh lazy) and you really feel like the game is BIG YO! I LUV ME SUM BIG GAMES YO! Aherm..erm...blue lobster jumpscare. 🦞

The Penn and Teller cameo made my aneurism go away and mah scrot sack jiggle jiggle. That was so cool.

I hope you like particle effect spam. Your eyes will burn if you play completely in the dark. Do not play in the dark or the peepeepoopoo man will tickle ya. Warned, ye have been.

I don't get the hate that was put on it besides the replayability being a bit less motivating to go for than BL2 maybe?? The legendary drops being too frequent maybe??? (Personally: there's so much unskippable dialogue that makes the 2nd playthrough feel kinda long...or so I imagine...ain't got no time anymore fo those big games foo!!!!!!1!1! #adultlifeshmucks + I AINT GOT NO TIME TO GRIND IM HERE FO THA STORY!!!) Bordeline personality disorder my beloved...heart opening gif. ❤️🔓

All-a dis to say that I love this franchise veri veri much in all of its 30-to-40-year-old-bellied-up-dad-bod-whiteboy-with-a-thick-beard-wearing-glasses-lumberjack-lookin-ahh-designed awkward geekiness and if you are reading this all da way you prolly do luv it too cuz who the hell else reads reviews dat are 3 pages long?? Ya mum. Rip Gearbox. Rip Telltale. We keep goin, we keep strivin fellas! We gon get moar gud stuff comin! (Discard TFTBL2 from this message plez)

GIMMEH MOAR SPACE SOARIN AND ROARIN BLASTIN SCI-FI CULTIST HUMOROUS FANTASY MAGIC BOOBALICIOUS BODACIOUS BISEXUAL MEN AND WOMEN N' OTHERS N' CREATURES BOOM BOOM INTERGALACTIC SCKSUAL INNUEDOS FROZEN YOGURT N' LAZER GUNZ SHINT!! KEEP AT IT 2K!! DON'T U BE FAILIN USSSS NOW!!!!

how's bl4 btw? I'm broke, y'all spill me the beans. (Genuinely askin)

Now read this whole dumbahh review with Torgue's voice or sumthin.

Real question: Why do 50% of Bobolands fans listen to Caravan Palace? Lawd will nevah know himself...

Could ya hold this bomb fo me while I brush ma teeth? Thnkz. 💣

K bye.

Please make Prototype 3 or Prototype 1.5 to wipeout the poor lazy writing of Protofart 2 from existence. Both games were cool. I had fun on my ultra comfy and totally intact with no cat scratches 20$ black thrift store couch (can you imagine my couch costs less than proto2?? Tax included)

But what the shiZat happened near the ending of proto2? Twas clearly rushed y'all... We need proto3 or a pre-sequel to excuse the mess they made for the story of proto2. I repeated myself cuz I haves the 80HD!!1!!

Real review: If you like smashing things, killing people and messing with the military while wearing a hoodie and acting all edgster on society... just play the darn viddya gaem. The way I see it: Spider-Man is Sonic, ok? Alex Mercer is Shadow. Boom. Similiar game mechs, different stories. No BS. Now you pick your poison. I'm going with this one fellas.

Love me some dark roast coffee and cigars typa game. This title's got a place in the bundle of Y2K nostalgia top hits. Get real gamerz. Plaey the first one, then we'll talk.

I enjoy getting kicked in the nads by various types of women, again !

what I do NOT enjoy is crashing every 0.008 seconds (dramatization) into the game before even getting the chance to take a fat dump (mostly after the first few boss fights or while opening the door to the motel)...bummer. It's playable, but requires a GREAT amount of patience. Sadly, the whole "windows 7 compatibility" tweak thing doesn't always work, at least not for me...boo-womp. If anything, I'd still recommend it, but only under the circumstances where you're 200% motivated to play, fully dedicated to the MOE~ and ready for a crash/audio glitch fest. Folks call it "No More Heroes 2", I'd call it "Horny Otaku Crash Course: Steam Profit's Off Of Your Tears Edition"...nice (terrible) job, devs! Nerf this and your broken achievements before I spread refund propaganda! All we can do for now is pray, fart, shart and cry that some sweet sweet patch notes show up on time to save our hopeless and hairy ballsacks (whatever that means, it's 2 am). I only suggest you fellas buy it on sale or wait til a miracle (bug fix) happens.

I enjoy getting kicked in the nads by various types of women !

2 woerd : alborit whiskers. Tku

Leon's butt cheeks 11.6/10 👌 (2021)
Chris Redfield's bajongas 13.9999/10 🤩 (2023)
Ada's Wongs 🙊🙉🙈 99.98%/10 (2025)

"Inside jokes" made me grin quite intensively. In fact, I could even taste mucus coming trough my throat. Lovely.

Cute game, close comparison to Minecraft
Better off with friends
Epic soundtracks

This game is the ultimate gaming game...it's the whole d*mn package!
You can create, shoot sum fookahs, take pictures and goof around with friends, all at the same time.
It's very entertaining, just spend a couple of minutes on it and you'll love it for sure.
I'd say it's worth it for anyone, mostly when you're accompanied by yo buds.