Dogan
Christian Gundogan   Denmark
 
 
Born too late to explore the earth, born too soon to explore the galazy, born just in time to browse dank memes.
I'm SICK of STREAMERS referring to all us all as "Twitch Chat" as if we're some sort of hivemind. I am NOT a DRONE. I AM AN INDIVIDUAL!
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Recent studies show that about 10% of all Twitch users are female. That means for every 9 disgusting greasy nerds, there will be at least 1 hot grill. So look at the chat, pick a name, and start fapping. There's a 1 in 10 chance that it won't be gay
༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ  TURN OFF THE VIBRATOR ヽヽ༼༼ຈຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ノノ
UPLOADING VIRUS.EXE ████████████████] 99%
ヽ༼ ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༼◕_◕༽◉_◔ ༽ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇ ʀᴀᴄɪsᴛ, ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴢ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ༼ ☯‿☯༼ ಠ益ಠ༽◕ل͜◕༽つ

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death isnt a factor , u die cuz no team
i wont stop
i will better prove i am better and teach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the respect
every game same lowest dmg dog teaches me when i got highest dmg
even if it takes me 10 more accounts, people will see it
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Awoke 2018. ápr. 23., 14:24 
+rep glorious ♥♥♥♥
Champ :i Washed -J<3- 2017. febr. 10., 13:45 
+rep
Awoke 2015. dec. 14., 7:10 
SKAL JEG OGSÅ GØRE DIG TIL MEMES? TAG DEN HER OG SMAG PÅ DIT EGET SALT! http://i.imgur.com/m4feMZh.png
Awoke 2015. nov. 29., 13:58 
I'm genuinely a pretty big Shrek fan, I have a t-shirt, I own all the movies; I even own some of the little known Shrek comics. I can't wear my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shirt that I bought for $25 at Universal Studios because of "Shrek is love; Shrek is life" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I'm SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISSED. I've seen Shrek the Musical five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times, and I'm having people over to watch it with me next weekend. Shrek is honestly a really good series, and it's buried 6 feet under horrid meme stench.

Life is rough.
Awoke 2015. nov. 29., 13:44 
Du er en mere vedholdende meme end julemanden.
Awoke 2015. nov. 29., 13:37 
Dir forpulede dumme svin! Tør du møde mig, en kørestolsbruger i en ring med tv-dækning - no rules - two men enters one man leaves ... med tv-dækning, for du er for syg i bøtten! Hvad HELVEDE bilder du dig ind at træde på os der ligger ned i forvejen??????