"As a connoisseur of girls I just can't stand the "ohhh, so thats what one looks like part!""

"We now are taking applications, apply within.."

"THERE'S NO TIME LEFT, WE HAVE NO CHOICE URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, oh sorry guys, its my turn to chop wood today...so I guess I'll just....go ahead and excuse myself....sorry."

"Sasuke Army.......................reporting for duty, WE'LL PROTECT SHINOBU...............will show her the power a ninja possesses............she doesn't want to mess...............WITH THIS!!"

"I Haven't worn a tie in soooo Long!"

"I FINALLY GOT TO THROW ONE!!"

"I DIDN'T KNOW NINJA STARS WERE MADE OF IRON"

"QUICK GIVE ME YOUR POWER SO I CAN USE THE SPIRIT BOMB!"

"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENDING IS THAT!?!?"