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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.9 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
"Swing, Sling, and Everything!"

Spidey swings through NYC, oh what a sight.
Flipping and zipping from morning to night.
With Venom unleashed and Kraven on the chase,
Peter and Miles must pick up the pace!

The graphics are stunning, the action's insane,
Web wings make travel a lot less of a pain.
Side quests pop, though some repeat,
Yet every swing just feels so sweet!

So suit up, swing out, the city's a blast,
Just try not to crash into traffic so fast!

A masterpiece? Oh, you bet!
One Spidey's great, but two? No sweat!


FINAL VERDICT: 10/10 would web a criminal to a lampost again!
Posted 30 January. Last edited 30 January.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
121.1 hrs on record (100.8 hrs at review time)
Imagine being a cave-woman with Wi-Fi instincts, fighting robot dinosaurs because humanity messed up (again)

That's Aloy's life in a nutshell. The story is part nature documentary, part sci-fi TED Talk, and all epic. You'll hunt robo-deer for parts, only to be obliterated by a mechanical T-Rex two minutes later.

The open world is gorgeous, so beautiful you'll forget your PC is running at 69 degrees. Combat is like an engineering class: 'Attach wire here, freeze this, blow up that.' And let's be real, Aloy deserves a medal for keeping her cool while the rest of the world argues over whether or not she's "special".

In conclusion: robot apocalypse = bad, but turning them into loot = fun. 10/10 would buy the second game as well!
Posted 1 January.
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8 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
132.1 hrs on record (111.8 hrs at review time)
Arkham Origins is the prequel nobody asked for but somehow still enjoyed

Batman is younger, angrier, and his grapnel gun works overtime because walking is so last season. The villains are like a discount Suicide Squad, featuring Joker from Temu. The boss fights are surprisingly epic, though, because beating Bane for the 12th time is a Christmas tradition.

Gotham's snowy streets are big and empty, kind of like Batman's social calendar. Also, Alfred really needs a raise for all the emotional support he provides. In short: It's more Batman, I'm surprised you read this far, go get the game if you haven't already!
Posted 1 January.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
203.8 hrs on record (98.9 hrs at review time)
Arkham Knight is a triumphant conclusion to Rocksteady Studios' acclaimed Arkham Trilogy!

Rating: 8.5/10


The game offers a sprawling, atmospheric Gotham City that's richly detailed and teeming with life - or rather, the absence of it, as the city is evacuated due to Scarecrow's latest threat.

The game's greatest innovation is the introduction of the Batmobile, which adds a new dimension to both traversal and combat. While some players might find the heavy reliance on tank-like combat sequences repetitive, the thrill of speeding through Gotham's streets is undeniable.

The narrative is gripping, delving deep into Bruce Wayne's psyche as he confronts both external threats and his inner demons, embodied by the haunting presence of the Joker. The voice acting, particularly from Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill, is stellar, and the storyline ties together loose ends while delivering unexpected twists.

The game does falter slightly in its overuse of side missions as filler content and an ending that requires full completion to truly experience, which may deter casual players. However, its fluid combat, compelling story, and incredible attention to detail make Arkham Knight a must-play for fans of the series and superhero games alike.
Posted 27 December, 2024. Last edited 27 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
328.2 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
Beat Saber is like a Jedi audition tape set to EDM.

You wave glowing swords around, feeling like rhythm god-until you miss a block and flail like a caffeinated octopus. It's part game, part workout, and 1000% the reason I now have a phobia of red and blue rectangles!

You'll sweat, you'll scream, and you'll blame your wife for your lack of coordination. But hey, at least you'll look cool doing it (in your mind at least).

Final verdict: 11/10, my arms hurt, I'm sweating like Niagara Falls, but I'd do it again!
Posted 26 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
4.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
"With great power, comes great electricity bill!" - Uncle Ben (probably)
Posted 6 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
370.9 hrs on record (140.2 hrs at review time)
Where is Lenny
Posted 22 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
8.3 hrs on record
I thought it was Star Trek still a good game 10/10
Posted 14 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
63.1 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Family friendly content for the whole family!

A game to come home to after a long day at work and just chill with the boiis <3

10/10 an excellent game if you want to de-stress!

Posted 28 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
My wife bought me this and I used this as work experience to be able to work at my local Lidl down the road. 10/10

Edit: Still no steam cloud saves - BACKUP your saves people!!
Posted 11 March, 2024. Last edited 2 December, 2024.
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