Jed
Jed Whitaker   Columbus, Ohio, United States
 
 
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1.5 Hours played
Antifa Pikmin: ACAB Edition, basically.

I beat the entire game in 88 minutes, including a 20 wave run in the unlockable endless mode.

There are unlockables (weapons, skins, perks) to get in each level for getting to the end with enough workers surviving, but I didn't feel the need or urge to grind levels until I learned a strategy to do so on each level. I suppose if you wanted to milk some more time out of this that is a way you could do it, but I have no drive to play any further.

Gameplay is rather repetitive: hold right, use your right stick to aim, hold RT to throw bricks, and LT to move your workers around clunkily. While there are some bosses and driving levels to break up some of the monotony, they are few and far between. Otherwise, you're just doing the same thing over and over again to the point I was more than ready for the game to just be over by the time it was.

While I really dig this game's anti-capitalist pro-worker message, which is the reason I bought it and mostly the reason for a positive review, I gotta be honest with you and say it's shallow and short.

In closing, EAT THE RICH, ACAB, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION, BEING A BILLIONAIRE IS IMMORAL, THE RIGHT ARE FASCISTS, AND BURN ALL REBEL/SNAKE/BLUE LIVES MATTER FLAGS.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE, GAMERS RISE UP!
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Jed 16 Oct, 2023 @ 12:44pm 
Good advice for everyone there really. And don't worry, I'm going to start making them instead.
UnusualOranges 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50pm 
stop buying games
ToxicFormat 20 Aug, 2022 @ 9:34pm 
Best multiverse player this side of the western hemisphere