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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:50pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:46pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:47pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:25pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:02pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:58pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:45pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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