I am ranch

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KING OF THE WORLD

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Konichiwa! (*≧▽≦) I'm a 46 year old man living in my mother's basement! I drive a 1992 honda civic because- Watashi wa subete no jigoku no yō ni kowashita nda! （お金なし） (Only Japanese can read this :3, hehe!) I weigh a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of 700 lbs with my neckbeard coming in at twice my weight. I have no job because I spend all of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life infront of my computer masturbating to my adorable waifu instead of getting a real woman and watching the most kawaii animu~~~~! o(≧∇≦o) ✧✧✧ I spend all of my parent's money on sex pillows featuring the most HOTTEST characters from my favoriate animez! I curse my non-japanese heritage because Japan is far more superior than any other country's culture! Seriously! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cut myself because I don't have any kind of Japanese background! 日本！ 日本！ I do this because I'm literally that much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Oh yeah remember, be kawaii-desu!!!!! 私はたわごととして同性愛者だ

Konichiwa! (*≧▽≦) I'm a 46 year old man living in my mother's basement! I drive a 1992 honda civic because- Watashi wa subete no jigoku no yō ni kowashita nda! （お金なし） (Only Japanese can read this :3, hehe!) I weigh a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of 700 lbs with my neckbeard coming in at twice my weight. I have no job because I spend all of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life infront of my computer masturbating to my adorable waifu instead of getting a real woman and watching the most kawaii animu~~~~! o(≧∇≦o) ✧✧✧ I spend all of my parent's money on sex pillows featuring the most HOTTEST characters from my favoriate animez! I curse my non-japanese heritage because Japan is far more superior than any other country's culture! Seriously! I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cut myself because I don't have any kind of Japanese background! 日本！ 日本！ I do this because I'm literally that much of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Oh yeah remember, be kawaii-desu!!!!! 私はたわごととして同性愛者だ