Die MONIKA
Monika | she/her
Hokkaido, Japan
:faithfuego:Unrivalled will not appear again:faithfuego:
:deadrat:Best Squirrel Stapler player ever:deadrat:
:breakbone:Who wants to gnaw on human bones?:breakbone:
🎵She never got guided ever since she was born🎵
:faithfuego:Unrivalled will not appear again:faithfuego:
:deadrat:Best Squirrel Stapler player ever:deadrat:
:breakbone:Who wants to gnaw on human bones?:breakbone:
🎵She never got guided ever since she was born🎵
OMG_HI_NETIZENS_OF_THE_WORLD.m4a
HI NETIZENS, IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE INTERNET ANGEL
I bet you're wondering "Oh great angel of the net, what is this text box for?" Well nerd, it's the one where I explain everything to everyone who's so perverse to stalk my profile!
KEEP STALKING FREAKS! 💖💖
For the unaware shut-ins reading this, I'm The Internet Angel!!
I've been on this great and wonderous net for ~13 years (lost my original steam account WHOOPS), massive lurker in image boards and forums, I adore webcore and weirdcore styled imagery and dokukawaii visuals for those interested in knowing the personal thoughts of their beloved internet angel! pervs!

YOUR QUESTIONS, MY ANSWERS
WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS INTERNET ANGEL?
Well neets, geeks, shut-ins and freaks; I AM THAT ANGEL - It's true, I've been sent to bless you all with the charity of my presence and to grace you with the 'loving' embrace of the net! For those who're still unaware that better not be YOU I'm the cyberangel who'll bring purpose, meaning, and a general sense of worth and fulfilment to your life!

WHAT MAKES YOU THE INTERNET ANGEL??
Well because I'm on the internet, duh! "Normal" angels are never sent to bless netizens which is why I was chosen, weep in your time of joy netcrawlers for you have been saved and 🙏blessed🙏 by yours truly!

W-WELL IF YOU'RE REALLY AN ANGEL THEN PROVE IT
If you nerds still don't believe me for some reason then that's on you! Go be skeptical somewhere else!!1!
The non-believers are so annoying ong
OH GREAT ANGEL, WHY ME? WHY AM I SO LUCKY??
Because dearest nerd, you've been seen as 'in-need' by the internet angel and was chosen to be blessed by my presence to cure your ailment of attention!

BUT GREAT ANGEL OF THE NET, WHAT PATRONAGE DO YOU ASK FOR?
Typical shut-ins, always thinking everyone wants something in return for any little thing they give them!
Although.. always feel free to show your support for the ascension of the internet angel! support the rising star!✨ LET ME USE SUPER/SUBSCRIPT STEAM >:C

UPDATES AND STUFF v1.1.5
This is the section I'll use for angel updates! Make sure to stay posted on your favourite netcrawler!
Patch notes:
- More words have been vomited on both text boxes!
new features:
- Added a notes section to write random ✨silly✨ stuff!
Notes
- The spring sale is too much D:
- Working on an art showcase (I don't have anything to put there lol)
WORDVOMIT.txt
Yapping
Hi hi, I like stuff, I make things sometimes!✨
" The Florisian 'Federation' have convinced themselves that WE are uncivilized, barbaric- "
🎵 Double identity, NEGLECTED GIRL! 🎵
I read House of Leaves and like arthouse stuff!:fingergun:
" If I were to enact justice, I'd offend half the world! "
🎵 I saw my grandfather in the window with a red balloon in his mouth! 🎵
My latest obsession is: :RedStar:The Pendulum Wars!:glory: UIR Fanatic!
" Nice try COG, but DESCHENKO would NEVER SURRENDER! "
🎵 Life took me coldly, who was born will understand me! 🎵
I'm working on: :secretweapon_hoi:a mod for Hearts of Iron!:gearsredomen:
" The most PIVOTAL encounter of the Pendulum Wars... Aspho Fields! "
🎵 Nobody will protect me anyways so I can only become stronger! 🎵
I adore 80s 🎞Slasher movies!🔪
" If he's stalking you... HELL is the sweetest place TO HIDE! "
🎵 TO ME YOU'RE A FIGURE IN MY BOOK OF DEATH! 🎵
I've been reading a lot recently!
' Sometimes Winston, sometimes 2 and 2 does equal 5 '
🎵 It's late enough, your bones are heavy! I'll toss and turn, hoping that you'll wait for me! 🎵
✳Synth music is a way of life!✳
" H-Hey it's Pat from the club~ We want you to DJ tonight ... Dress to KILL, see ya! "
🎵 BABY, LET'S GET ABDUCTED YOU AND ME~ 🎵
Now communing with you in multiple languages!
" We dance for the fun of it! "
🎵 Here women seek love but end up old and alone! 🎵
I have so many ideas but no way to make them reality!
" The universe is a joke and we're the punchline, we're the final act in a joke retold on loop! "
🎵 A Window, nightstand and the bed, hard and uncomfortable to live! 🎵
:RedStar:Gagarin is so cool!:mrb:
" You are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! "
🎵 They passed from us to GLORY, riding FIRE IN THE SKY! 🎵
You are not real!:crunchymonitor:
" That axe is made of meat too! "
🎵 You have shattered all my dreams! 🎵

Friend reviews
" Uhhh, interesting trivia, upbeat, 8/10. " - Zetan Invader

" Im busy " - Fly

" You're fun, creative, silly, and engaging to talk to! " - Jin

" Ms Die M Monika is a charming young user and exhibits these current traits:
1: consistency - will talk to you at least once a day
2: intriguing - will always have an interest topic
3: genuine interest - will listen to you talk about any hyper fixation
4: goofy - she’s just a silly goober
5: fashionable - stylish ✨
6: opinionated - always gives her opinions on the conversation
7: just a pretty neato person - she cool :3
In summary
Solid internet friend that keeps things casual and not over bearing would recommend for introverted people and steady social interaction :3
" - Grey

" A kind friend and a worthy challenger. I will try my hardest next time. Be prepared. " - Inarius

" Unprofessionally diagnosed with insanity " - Nawnaw

Links and stuff
I post things on Youtube sometimes!✨
Also a Nexus [next.nexusmods.com] with nothing on it!
My favourite song to repeat right now is this one!
Review Showcase
19.4 Hours played
The end isn't fun nor does it feel balanced to go into expecting combat - 9 super mutants with plasma rifles will mess you up even with power armour and a rocket launcher and plasma rifle

I FINALLY BEAT IT
Just steal a robe, go the lasher, go to Morpheus, get taken to Master, switch to power armour and save scum until you keep getting crit hits, when he's dead run for it and as you reach the elevator switch into the robe again and walk out before the place blows up
Favorite Game
Screenshot Showcase
Hoovy gaming
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Workshop Showcase
"If he's stalking you, HELL is the sweetest place TO HIDE!" This mod adds the band member's of Leather Patrol, a fictional band between the years 1985 to 1987. The members are Flo Sparkles the drummer, Adrian Glitter the guitarist, Frank Carpenter the keyb
3 ratings
Created by - Die MONIKA
Workshop Showcase
Recent Activity
215 hrs on record
last played on 14 Jan
154 hrs on record
last played on 14 Jan
569 hrs on record
last played on 14 Jan
Die MONIKA 15 Dec, 2025 @ 3:38am 
AS YOU COMMAND KOJIMA-SAMA o7
Pigonnigal 15 Dec, 2025 @ 12:10am 
Vote Death Stranding game awards Norman Reedus Kawaii
penguin 8 Aug, 2025 @ 5:35pm 
:needy_heart: bless :needy_heart:
Ryanno 28 Feb, 2025 @ 5:29pm 
Internet devil >:] :BeastAlive:
Gingy 28 Feb, 2025 @ 5:28pm 
broke both my legs and my keyboard
ItzBushy 18 Feb, 2025 @ 6:18am 
Yummers! - DIE Monika