I am the Dew that moves through all things.

Computer Specs:
OS: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit
Motherboard: MSI Performance Gaming Intel Z170A LGA 1151 (Z170A Gaming Pro Carbon)
CPU: Processor Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz, 4200 Mhz, 4 Core(s), 8 Logical Processor(s)
Cooler: Noctua NH-D15S chromax.Black (140mm x1)
PSU: Corsair RMx Series RM850X 850W 80 PLUS GOLD Full Modular
RAM: G.SKILL 16GB (2x8GB) Ripjaws V Series DDR4 PC4-28800 3600MHz
GPU: EVGA NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 SC 8GB GDDR5
Storage: Samsung 850 EVO 500GB SSD, 1TB Dell Consellation.2 HDD, Seagate BarraCuda 4TB HDD
WiFi Card: TP-LINK AC1300 (Archer T6E) (Never used; PC always connected via ethernet)
Monitor: Pixio PX5 Hayabusa 25" 240Hz 1ms (0.6ms OD) HDR FHD
Case: NZXT H440 Razer Edition
Keyboard & Mouse: Razer BlackWidow Ultimate Stealth 2016; Razer Viper Mini

Random Chats or something:

4:30 AM - Mixed vegetables: what if like
4:30 AM - Mixed vegetables: you were walking around
4:31 AM - Mixed vegetables: and someone decided to smash your nuts
4:31 AM - dew: v______V noo

[4:18:53 AM] extremederping: also i can here my other computer with stephen hawking
[4:19:12 AM] extremederping: he is like
[4:20:03 AM] extremederping: ALTHOUGH I CANNOT MOVE I HAVE A TINY QUADRIPLEGIC PENIS
[4:20:21 AM] extremederping: and then he is like WUB WUB WUB then bass drops

9:37 PM - I Run on Windows 98': ãñõ
9:37 PM - Dew Fappé: no
9:37 PM - I Run on Windows 98': these letters have macaroni on them
9:37 PM - I Run on Windows 98': yes
9:37 PM - I Run on Windows 98': k packing peanuts

[GMG][GMG] Space Core: WHY NOT MEDICBERG?
[GMG][GMG] Ikinokoru: I stayed alive as percent#$# percent longer than previous.
[GMG][GMG] Ikinokoru: I BROKE TF2
[GMG][GMG] Ikinokoru: AWWWGGUHUHUGH

[GLOBAL][WDZ] Smolotov: On some videos the player skews to the right for some reason. Any way to fix this, I've allready tried reloading the viedo.
[GLOBAL]PHANTOM: 1 HOUR LONG PINGU MOVIE IN T2 -__-
[GLOBAL]Fittay Sent: did you set it to wumbo?

Insanity【FA】: My friend has a fat cat, and always sleeps on my face
Insanity【FA】: and it hurts my nose
Insanity【FA】: Cuz its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat
Insanity【FA】: Its mostly girl cats
Insanity【FA】: That are fatasses
Insanity【FA】: Which is weird.

TB-224 Murnilith : i think the pyro is clearly hitler, he burns people alive and has a weapon set "the gasman"

3:24 PM - -redacted- <DT>: ass
3:24 PM - -redacted- <DT>: idk
3:24 PM - -redacted- <DT>: Some people cry because they are stupid
3:25 PM - -redacted- <DT>: I cry because people are stupid
3:25 PM - -redacted- <DT>: or something
3:25 PM - -redacted- <DT>: idk how it goes
3:25 PM - -redacted- <DT>: :l

7:26 PM - I Run on Windows 98': k
7:26 PM - I Run on Windows 98': u gibe star wars pls
7:30 PM - I Run on Windows 98': i played dis when i was small penis

Foxx is now playing Unreal Tournament 2004
7:54 PM - =Dew=: flak cannon!!! >:D
7:55 PM - Foxx blasts you to peices
7:55 PM - Foxx: D: YOU SCARED ME AND MY ♥♥♥♥ WENT OFF
7:55 PM - Foxx: so sorry q~q

11:13 PM - Some_Person: k
11:14 PM - Some_Person: my face itches..
11:14 PM - [GMG] Dew: k
11:14 PM - Some_Person slowly reaches for the knife....
11:14 PM - Some_Person: wat?

Pie: The dead ringer: because if I can't get kills neither can you