Detto 最近的评测

After seeing the Minecraft movie trailer, we owe this game an apology.

I finally need to write a review for this game.

They added fishing.

10/10

The first DLC made by Gearbox and not the OG devs of this game and wonder oh wonder...

It sucks.
Can't wait for Borderlands 4 to be a miserable pile too!

Timeout kicks when doing dungeons solo with NPCs! Unacceptable!

I do some dungeons with NPCs because I know I'm going to have to pause for a few minutes here and there to get away from the PC, go to the bathroom, or help my family, and that's how Square treats players who use this feature to play dungeons in a more relaxed way.

For the record: I was about 5 minutes away from the PC and found myself back outside the dungeon after clearing everything but the last boss.

Also you NEED an active subscription to actually download patches or the full game, apart from the trial account stuff. So yeah, pay first, download later and if you have a bad internet connection and actually wanted to preload before paying for a subscription, you just get a load of nothing and a middle finger from Square.

10/10

Ein sehr schönes und vor allem gemütliches Spiel.
Der Humor ist vielleicht nicht jedermanns Sache, aber ich fand ihn super und musste auch ein paar Mal laut lachen. Die Grafik ist auf jeden Fall ein Hingucker und auch der Soundtrack und die Stimmen der Charaktere sind schön und passend! Man hat eine relativ interaktive Spielwelt mit vielen Interaktionen, die man nur bekommt, wenn man wirklich alles und jeden schlägt, was ein bisschen zum Erkunden einlädt. Die Stadt und ihre Bewohner verändern sich auch um einen herum und reagieren auf Geschenke nach jedem Kapitel/erledigter Quest. Ein sehr schönes Detail!

Leider ist das Spiel auch sehr kurz.
Ich habe noch nicht 100% aller Errungenschaften, habe aber schon einige optionale Sachen mitgenommen und nach knapp 2 Stunden rollten schon die Credits (plus die 0,4 Stunden im Pausenbildschirm etc.). Manchmal verliert man hier und da den Faden, da es keine wirklich große übergreifende Handlung gibt und man sich eher von Aufgabe zu Aufgabe hangelt, hier kann es schnell passieren das man oft hin und her läuft da man nicht mehr weiß, was man momentan zu tun hat.

Fazit: Sehr kurzes Spiel für 17,99€, aber voller Charme und Witz.
9/10

Shame on the dev for making the second game an Epic Games exclusive and being all dismissive about it with sentences like "Don't see your favorite platform listed? Don't worry. Throw your other platforms in the trash, and get it from one of the above!" posted on their website before deleting all these comments.

Complete sellout.

Aged like fine wine

This game doesn't ♥♥♥♥ around and lets you know it from the first minute! It's a sweaty hand simulator disguised as a boomer shooter. If you're into fast-paced shooters with no fluff and all the gameplay, get it, it's worth it.
9/10

Way too "meta" and "media bad", nothing of value and no deeper meaning other than what is already known.

The game could have been so much better if it gave you the choice of different playthroughs and allowed you to show different "realities" with the news... like different gameplay routes! But nope, you're locked into the "media bad go brrr" route right from the start because that's what the dev CHOSE to only portray (which in itself is super ironic), you're not allowed to turn everything around because of the overdone "bad news spreads better" trope in such "eye-opening" games. The only thing the game has going for it is the cute art style and a little bit of shock value, but everything after that is just so bland and has been done a dozen times in various media.

As it stands, it's a run of the mill "media bad and manipulative" game with no new message or deeper meaning that just feeds the narrative about media that the developer wanted to feed the player.

2/10

Texture problems, boring puzzles, forced "exploration," obvious merchandise-bait mascot horror, super-furry-bait character designs, Poppy Playtime-esque sequel handling, and more plague this game that could actually be a very good entry in the pile of shame that is mascot horror. And why does the game need to communicate through my firewall? There are no online aspects!

The voice actors do a great job, the character designs are AMAZING but very clearly made to appeal to the furry audience that will drive this game in popularity (already 35 entries at youknowwhat), and the premise of restoring the theme park you're exploring to its former glory with the help of the funky raccoon is fun, but oh boy, everything falls flat once you actually play the game.

It's a run-of-the-mill "exploratory" horror game with wacky animatronics and short puzzles that require maybe 2 seconds of thinking and looking around. If it weren't for the character designs and great voice acting, this game would have just merged with the pile of mascot horror games we have on Steam.

If the game actually let you explore whatever you want without having to see a problem first and THEN let you access the path where the solution is, it would be a lot more fun!

They also seem to be pulling a "Poppy Playtime" with their chapters, and the Kickstarter is ONLY for Chapter 2, so we can probably expect that for every next chapter too, along with the inevitable massive wave of merch (which is the only reason for post-Fnaf mascot horror games, let's face it).

4/10