Recent reviews by Caprine Slut

Sony just couldn't let a good thing be, huh
(While PSN linking does not effect me, it does effect people who live in countries outside of PSN's TOS, meaning that many people, including ones that I'm friends with, would not be able to play the game if mandatory linking goes through, incredibly stupid decision)

Edit: It appears that Sony has allowed the game to be played without linking a PSN account, so I will be changing it to a do recommend now.

Pros: Very relaxing, excellent depression game

Cons: Ran out of things to powerwash :(

Honestly, I don't see why everyone's giving it a low rating.
I mean, it's clearly a good game.
... Wait, they decided to ban mods? The only reason to by a £40 game a second or third time, maybe more?
Th-that's just silly, surely not.
They did

You can throw Satan off a cliff