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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 13.5 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Nov, 2015 @ 7:48pm

Early Access Review
first time playing game,
"hello there clipping texture child,"
bit of lag and then appears fabulos (spell m8?) naked man,
"hello there naked man,"
man steal still clipping child and suddenly becomes a log,
"why hello there log,"
log turns black and slowly slides off into the distance,
"come back log,"
log doesnt come back,
first night puase game and watch jacksepticeye play game,
"this game doesn't seem to spooky,"
naked women attack me while i have a fort of log sleighs (even wot spell) around me,
"hello there ladies,"
they jump towards me to only be trapped into me sleighs of doom,
"your coming with me ladies,"
push sleighs to what seems like an ocean,
"oh where is the water,"
*pushes sleigh into nothingness* *ladies disappear*
*stares oblivously at the darkness*
"well thats that,"
then i went along and invited friends to game,
they then created bows and arrows hunted me down and robbed me of all my wood.
11/10 would get robbed by friends after losing da ladies
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DriedUpGamer 10 Nov, 2015 @ 4:24pm 
sandvich make me strong