Recent reviews by Sofa King

It is Crazy Taxi.

Well worth whatever price you purchase this game at.

GREAT GAME BASED ENTIRELY AROUND RNG VERY GREAT TOTALLY DID NOT DIE ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE MONEY OR HULL OR STRENGTH AT ALL

Fox Company is its own DLC and also if you get rushed at last minute by the end of the mission HAHA START OVER BUT WITH LESS COMBAT STRENGTH TO WORK WITH FOR THE REST OF THE CAMPAIGN THANKS GAME VERY COOL

THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD











...OR DID YA JUST GET LUCKY?

A collective day I spent on this game. I regret nothing.

10/10

WHO WOULD WIN?

An experienced group of nine cooperating and communicating individuals.

---OR---

one big moloch

I played two hours so far at this point in time. Over this time, I have:
* Died about five times.
* Affixed bayonet over a dozen times.
* Accidentally un-affixed my bayonet a bit more than that.
* Charged into enemy lines once thinking that I was with others. I was not.
* Spent about a quarter of those two hours reloading.
* Had one misfire.
* Killed two guys with the bayonet.
* Fired God-knows-how-many Minie balls, mostly just to buy time to reload again.
* Killed one guy with my actual rifle. That I know of.
* Witnessed one flag-bearer attempt to evade the enemy. They failed.
* Acted as a bodyguard for a guy trying to establish peace with the enemy, up until he walked right into the crossfire.
* Not touched Union yet because everyone else picks them.

Overall, a fun experience so far with minor bugs here and there.

Boy, I sure can't wait for the sequels!

It's okay.