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2 people found this review helpful
86.2 hrs on record (81.3 hrs at review time)
This is not only a visually stunning game, but an extreme joy to play. I've beaten this game over a dozen times, and I've started speed running the game. THIS GAME WILL ABSOLUTELY BECOME A CLASSIC FOR ANY GAMER.

- The player controls and camera controls are tight and responsive. No floaty jumps or bulky camera nightmares.
- One of the funniest games I've ever played. It's absolutely filled to the brim with quirky humor. The deeper you look into the game, the more you'll find to love.
- The devs actually give a damn. They're highly responsive to the player base and have made a game FOR gamers, by gamers.
Posted 4 November, 2017.
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12 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record
I played this game live on stream and I loved every bit of it. The pure frustration of working around rediculous broken 'old school' mechanics. If you can manage the hell of ZORK, and the movement mechanics of CheetaMen, you may be able to get a Corn Dog to save your people.

GOTY 2016
Posted 13 September, 2016.
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1.4 hrs on record
I've seen this game in a fair number of "Indie Game Bundles".

Please stop including this game.

This game is incredibly bad.

This is essentially charging people for an incomplete and incompetent flash game.
Posted 10 July, 2016.
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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
15.1 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
**ENJOY CENSORED CONTENT**

THESE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THESE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, RIGHT HERE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

They contacted me because of my stream and gave me the key for this game.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, is this game fun.
I even gave out 5 copies as giveaways to my viewers. My permavirgins will have even less of a life now, thanks to these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enabling me.

I hate The Binding of Isaac. I hate MOBAs. I hate bullet hell games.
But I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enjoy this game.

I just beat it for the first time after failing over 30+ times and had to make a review.

♥♥♥♥ you Erik for contacting me. ♥♥♥♥ you other devs involved for making a grindcore game that I actually like. ♥♥♥♥ me for having so little self respect. ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

9.5/10 (-0.5 For having flash quality graphics, get with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times man)
Posted 16 March, 2016.
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42 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
-Clearly NOT a Call of Duty Game-
This game was a HUGE dissapointment as far as multiplayer is concerned. Nevertheless, I'm still trying to make sense of my $100 investment.

- Tactics are no longer a part of the game. Nearly all maps consists of buildings randomly peppered about without any clear through paths or chokes.

- The name of the game is sprint around like a f**king idiot and rocket jump everywhere. You will be flanked or dropped down upon regardless of your skill level because of poor map and playstyle design

- Futuristic guns like the EM1 are bullsh*t. Most new players will resort to using these because they have NO RECOIL and can be hipfired across half the map for kills. (Get ready for an annoying laser light show)

- The base guns that you acquire are actually the BEST guns you can have. Therefore, there are no rewards to reap upon reaching level cap (50). Just prestige and drop the game.

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Overall, this game is huge dissapointment and I doubt that I will ever be able to make my investment worthwile. For those of you who are massochistic enough to try to 'get your money's worth'... GOOD LUCK.

Me?

I'm going to lick my wounds, cut my losses, and try to make up my lost investment through the local sperm bank.

Posted 4 November, 2014.
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