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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:29am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:29am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:43am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:15am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:22pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:11am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:07am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:03am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:07am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:29pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:37am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:42am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:46am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:37am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 11:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:03pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:19am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:57pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:18am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:53am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:48am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:25pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:02pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:57am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:48am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:28am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:30am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:19am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:36am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:56am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 12:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:22am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 11:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:11am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:51am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:37am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:19am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:52pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:19am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:29pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:14am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:44pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:52pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:01am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 4:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:20am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:53am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:45pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:45pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:58am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:26pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:56pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:25pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:51pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:18am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:16am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:20am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:11am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:15pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:10am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:50am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:25pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:07am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:31am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:53pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:11am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:20am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:42pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:20am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:27pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:35am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:25am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:19am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:19am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:12am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:16am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:12am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:41pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:50am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:48am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:15pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:07pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:14am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:51pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:18pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:26am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:49am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:16am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:41pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:36am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:12am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:32am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:41am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:27pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:36am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May @ 1:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:19am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:01pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:17am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:50am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:48am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:01am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:19am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:12am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:01am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:18am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:12am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:11am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:18pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:55am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:05am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:57am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:07pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:20am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:47am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:09pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:35am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 11:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:04am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:45pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:34am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:26pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:39am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:28pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:43am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:19am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:16am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:17am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:02am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:49am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:17am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:12pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:34am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:54am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:37am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:50pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:18pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:07am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:48pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 3:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:19am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:01am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:41am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:12am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:19am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:21am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 12:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:36am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:17am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:34am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:40am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:00am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:49am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:29pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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