Now is the envy of all of the dead.

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and if you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself
get a better mirror
look a little closer
stare a little longer
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Trade offer link!


- If you ask me for free stuff I will take it as a scamming attempt
- I will un-friend all steamrep marked scammers!
- I will un-friend all people with over 5 steamrep marked scammers.
- I will perma-block if you ask for birthday Items.


Q: Will you marry me Boat?
A: Yes.

Q: Favorite color?
A: Pink.

Q: Favorite movie?
A: I have 4 (Not in order): Mr. Nobody [www.imdb.com], WALL·E [www.imdb.com], Inside Out [www.imdb.com], The Truman Show [www.imdb.com]

Q: Hey rmy freind wants to trade you but can't add you, add him here: www . steamhbnfjhkjsbdfcommutnitylolololol . co.uk /profilesss/notascram
A: :zombie

- "You're only 2 years older than me, we could probably date." -Crazy Dino
- "YOUR NAME IS PADDLE" - Hoovy Pootis
- "What a kreep" - Laughing 'can'
- "im a 10 yr old looking for a date" - DarkFyre
- "I wanna be the guy who expresses himself in Youtube vids" - DarkFyre
- "im black prepare to die" - superman0806
- "How the hell did we get to this conversation O_o" - Sir Grapeward
- "HACKERs" - Zach The Friendly Ghost
- "Wow, just wow. Would shake again" - The Killer Chesnut
- "Its always better to have a Big Long .... Wick" - Colonel Jack O'Neil, Stargate-One.
- "you're like those little girls in elementary who judge you for what you like and anything you dont have in common with them" - DarkFyre
- "Always Be Your Self... Unless You Can Be A Unitato... Then Be A Unitato" - uɐɯǝʇɐqɔſ pɹo˥
- "Sorry, my england isn't good" - Tyrone
- "i mean, i'm playing at my public library" - 天.shoe_
- "Stop it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Joe :D
- "Pigles called me cute while high on painkillers and he won't remember~" - Crazy dino.
- "I'm just the kid that no one likes" - ☁ SquirmyMocha ☁ (⇄)
- "i have no friends, all i have left, is to cut myself, A piece of cake!" - ☁ SquirmyMocha ☁ (⇄)
- "This just in: Can hates 10x. In other news, he hates happiness, sunshine, puppies, and supports ISIS" - ♥ Lulu™
- "Aw www, thats kinda weird" - Crazy Dino
- *To Hoovy Pootis* Shut up you ♥♥♥♥-Cheese" - Joe :D
- "I can see why mocha would be banned." - Grape
- "I never liked mocha." - CwupCwake
- "Carl is love." - ζCarl
- "Carl is life." - Sir Pigles
- "♥♥♥♥ Lisa = The letter W" - ζGrup
- "Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?" - Lewiwii
- "6" - Sir Pigles
- "i hate you" - ●๋Grape
- "I'm more one girl" - TheWiz
- "No, we were gunna build a Jew(You can't stop the)Hole" - BananaKnight
- "I am being shoved up my own ass and back into exsitance" - ●๋Grape
- "YOU'RE LOOKING UP DILDO RACES, CLEARLY SOMETHING WENT WRONG" - ●๋Grape
- "The kid's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' cucumber." - ●๋Grape
- "Sir so cheat" - hershalbreazeale
- "♥♥♥♥ it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - brianlong639
- "The lyrics suck more ass than a lyposuction vacuum" - ●๋Grape
- "If you tape two squirels together they would be unstoppable."
- "pigles can i call you a fat bish because pigs are fat and your a girl?" - Gabe
- "I'm gonna get arthritis from too much ♥♥♥♥♥." - ●๋Grape
- "have fun you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - ●๋Grape
- "Oh my gosh I'm in your closet too <3<3<3" - Lewiwii
- "I came here to pollinate, but I'm all out of seeds." - Grape
- "I don't know what I've been told, Frosted Flakes are frosted gold" - Grape
- "Nazis = Pretty funny guys once you get to know em" - Grape
- "♥♥♥♥" - mom
- "Your tears feed me" - LTB
- "I feel like just yesterday was Tuesday" (said on a Wednesday) - Grape
- "I am so hith and so drink. (high and drunk)" - Ben
- "A doop and a shpoop and I'm ready to poop" - Grape
- "You probably woke my parents with that penis" - Grape