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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:18pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:08pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 2:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:48pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:18pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:48am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:28pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:56pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:43pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:30am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:45pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:42am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:02pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 8:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:40pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:26pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:51pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:37pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:10pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:41pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 May @ 10:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:00pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:55am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:37am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:13pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:09pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 5:42am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:40am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:41pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 1:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:06am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:11am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:22am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:55am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:36pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:08pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 11:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:31pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 May @ 3:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:26pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:39pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:03pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:30am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:31am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:14am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:49pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 1:38pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:38am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:48am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:15pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 10:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:53am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:54pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 2:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:32am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:24am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:09am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:44am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:24am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:24am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:36am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:16am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 May @ 3:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:23am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:27am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 11:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:41am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:17am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May @ 11:11am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:54am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 1:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:18am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:54am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:09pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 May @ 4:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:23pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:09pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:27am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:11am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:18am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:10pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:10pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:28am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:24am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 3:35pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:42am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:22am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:43am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:28am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:58am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:15am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:58am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:12am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:45am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:04am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:43am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:48am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 2:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:38pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May @ 8:53am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:20am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:42am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:12am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:29am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:35am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:19am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:19am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:56pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:13am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:01pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 May @ 8:07am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:22am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:22am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 3:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 3:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:24pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 3:24pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:28am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 8:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May @ 2:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:10am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May @ 12:08am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:42am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 May @ 12:34am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:46am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:30am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:03pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May @ 12:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:36pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:13am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 May @ 7:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:30am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May @ 12:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 1:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:21am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:12am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:59am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:48am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:43am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May @ 2:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:43pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:56pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:34pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May @ 6:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:15pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 May @ 5:32am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 11:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:16pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:50pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:18am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:07pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:41pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 May @ 2:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:55am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 9:55am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 May @ 8:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:41am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 May @ 10:38am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:49am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:34pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 9:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 2:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May @ 2:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 18 May @ 5:32am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:01pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:33am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May @ 8:40am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked