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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 6:30pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:24am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 3:27am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2024 @ 8:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:27am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 6:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 2:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 2:07am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 7:03am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:22am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 4:03pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 1:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:25am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 5:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 11:39am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 7:16am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:40pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 4:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2024 @ 5:21am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 3:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 4:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 5:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 2:07am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 7:21am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 7:30pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 7:42am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 2:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 3:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 7:08pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 11:39am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 8:22am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 5:55am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 4:04pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 8:27pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 4:58am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:24am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 7:30pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 3:22am



Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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