Frequently Asked Questions
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⠀⠀ ?    Are you really a girl?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    I just checked and I'm not quite sure.

⠀⠀ ?    How old are you?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    It's rude to ask a 20-year old lady that. 

⠀⠀ ?    What is your accent?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    I'm from England. I don't like or endorse the actions of England as a political entity. The 2037 Irish Annexation of England [en.wikipedia.org] is fated, and it is foolish to fight against the God-favored might of a reincarnated Fionn mac Cumhaill named Trent.

⠀⠀ ?    Are you a nazi-⠀⠀⠀⠀
•  NO!!! I JUST LIKE EUROPEAN MILITARY HISTORY! I'M NOT EVEN INTO WW2! STOP ASKING!

⠀⠀ ?    Where do I know you from?⠀⠀⠀
•  I'm from Heaven. You may know me as; The Flashing Curse, The Light That Burns, The Skyfire, The Lashing Whip of the Divine, The Tightening Yoke, The Left Hand of Judgement, Searing Castigation, The Brand That Bleeds, The Scourge of the Wicked, Her Distant Perfection, The Incandescent Fury, The Sublime Execution, or She Who Makes Martyrs.

⠀⠀ ?    Can we have sex? / Can I call you mommy? / Can you tell me to kill myself? / Can you rate my penis? / Can you step on me? / Can you snap my neck? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   No. / No. / Maybe! / No. / No. / No. These are all questions I've been asked since 27/09/25, and I guarantee you are not as funny or charming as you think you are.

⠀⠀ ? Can you shut up?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   Never ever.

⠀⠀ ? Where were you on the 28th of June, 1914?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•    It's rude to ask a 130-year old lady that. 

⠀⠀ ? 你有 天命 [en.wikipedia.org]天命嗎?
•    明顯地 .

⠀⠀ ? Are you a furry?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   No, but if that would be a dealbreaker, I probably won't like you anyway.

⠀⠀ ? Why do you sound so gay?⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•   I accidentally swallowed an apple seed at age 7. I know, realistically, that it wouldn't do anything, but surely it must've done something, right?

⠀⠀ ? If you had to live on a desert island forever, and you could only eat an infinitely regenerating stew of your choice, what would it be?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
•  Probably a 1-day blinding stew.

⠀⠀ ? Why 1-day blinding stew?⠀
•   It's like a stew that makes you blind for one day.

⠀⠀ ? What are you into?
•   Raw meat, insects and rye bread.

⠀⠀ ? No, like, what are you into sexually?
•   Raw meat and rye bread.