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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:53am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:46am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:43am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:03am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:29am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:26pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:18pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 6:23pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:31pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:30am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:16pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:31am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:55pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:55pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:28am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:55am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:18am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:37pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:28am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:28am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 6:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:23am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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