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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:07pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:58am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:53pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:04pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:15pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:43pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:18pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:45pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:29pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 11:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:45pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:04pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:02pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:55pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:31am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:13pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:34am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:47am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:01pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:30pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:06pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:33pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:35pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:47pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:57pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:27am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:18pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:13pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 11:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:35am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 11:07pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:18pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:02am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:12am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:16pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:37pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:10pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 10:42pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:19pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:10pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:04am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:29pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:52pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:37am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:37am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 11:27pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:30pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:48pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:33pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:15am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:11am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:48pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:08pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:07pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:48pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 11:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:08pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:04pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:39pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:48pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:25pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:43pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:45pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:43pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:14pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:36pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:46pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:26pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:25pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:41pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:54pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 10:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:29pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:45pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:57pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:02pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:22pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:55am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:27pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:48pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:34pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:29pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:24pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:24pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:35am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 3:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 10:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:15am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:15am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:45am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:11pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:38pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:23pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:25am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:51pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:28pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:45am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:20am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:28pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:20pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:16am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:29pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:37pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:23pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:34pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:43am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:19pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 3:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:06pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:11pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:37pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:45am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:43pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:07pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:12pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:03pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:25pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:23am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:01am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:02pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:19pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:56pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:52pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:38pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:12am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:43pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:22pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:58pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:39am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:18pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:06pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:18pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:18pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 10:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:26pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:32pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:37pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:22pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:45pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:43pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:07pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:07pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:24pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:43pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:28pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:55pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:39am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:03am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:54pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:49am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:49am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:49am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:08pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:00pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:03am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:04pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:18pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:26pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:17am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:43pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:49am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:03pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:14pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked