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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:47am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:48am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:48am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:48am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:50am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:50am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:54am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:54am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:55am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:55am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:47am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:49am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:50am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:50am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:51am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:52am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:54am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:54am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
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Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:55am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
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It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
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Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
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Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
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Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
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And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
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Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
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False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
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Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
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Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
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But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
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What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
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Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
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Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
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By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
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Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
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Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
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I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
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And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:55am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
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Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
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Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
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I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:56am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:44am