Will you be the Skibidi to my toilet <3

riddle time

what is white, sticky, and all over the screen?

yup you guessed it

its my seamen

i cant believe you ran over that family of 4 with your volkswagen GTI mk7 autobahn on april 16th at 9:23pm EST

Hey man! Found your profile and wanted to say it was cool seeing you at the car meetup the other week :). Kinda odd how much you wanted to show off your "one of a kind prius" but whatever floats your boat I guess. You still haven't responded to my insurance claim for backing into my mazda

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!

this dragon has mad rickets and snapped their teeth when they bit my arm. they're still lodged inside 💠