My pen in cold, have a good night.

My ♥♥♥♥ is cold, have a good night.

Will you be the Skibidi to my toilet <3

riddle time

what is white, sticky, and all over the screen?

yup you guessed it

its my seamen

i cant believe you ran over that family of 4 with your volkswagen GTI mk7 autobahn on april 16th at 9:23pm EST

Hey man! Found your profile and wanted to say it was cool seeing you at the car meetup the other week :). Kinda odd how much you wanted to show off your "one of a kind prius" but whatever floats your boat I guess. You still haven't responded to my insurance claim for backing into my mazda