I dress when I reach the valley. I don't want 15 parsnip seeds, I want to dress well.

Wanna go to the Kokutei Moon with me?

Local Wizard in search of fresh grape.

Yall wild af calling this dudes girl a 5 when yall sitting at home with 5 fingers around ya weiner.

She lets her son suck her fluids?

You can literally feel the warmth of energy from her vessel.

Thank you! This diamond will keep us healthy. - A Sturgeon

Live inside a giant coconut.

Hey Blowfish, I've got a bullet for you!

He's a frog who has received ninja training.

Proving once again that cloud kill is superiour to boar!

Its true. I was breast fed for 7.5 years and I am 7 foot tall

It applies to both of them. Centaurs are generally depicted as being in a constant rape-frenzy, much like Pakistanis

The cow’s logic is “hey, well if I can’t be eaten right now at least I can be milked.”

Erm... What the spruce?

Oh nooooo… Mr Cat went into microwave and I turn it on, I not know. Is accident. Oh my goodness, dios mio

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Ultor's experimental drug program sounds like a pretty sweet deal...