yoooo, sup

yoyoyoyo :D

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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🔥🔥🔥+REPPP the profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥

🕹🕹 Let’s be friends for future games 🕹🕹
☘️☘️ Have a nice day☘️☘️

⭐️⭐️⭐️Stay safe & take care⭐️⭐️⭐️

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+1 rep, mister funny man

So me (18M) and my girlfriend (18F) have been together for 2 years now and it has been going really well up until now. Yesterday however, she texted me asking if it would be cool to take a dump on my face. Frankly, that's a bit of a red flag for me (There have been other red flags like the time she fed nyquil to my dog, killing him horribly for a TikTok challenge).

I'm thinking I should decline her offer since it sounds a bit unhygienic and I have aids from having sex with my wheelchair-bound gym teacher who also has erectile disfunction (I felt bad for him). However, her dad claims that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on someone's face is a family tradition that shows love and compaction for a partner. He said that he and his wife ♥♥♥♥ on each other's faces, his parents did the same, and so on.

I kinda see his point since ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on someone is very intimate and requires a lot of trust from both parties.

What do I do?

you gotta listen to this guy below me he's the 'real' deal

Big shoe lmfao, big shoe lmfao

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

who is you??

ambattacaaam

los angeles

you play like a god 🔥 add me pls

how much moolah to bear children?

you play like a god 🔥 add me pls

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LEEESA

you play like a god 🔥 add me pls

you play like a god 🔥 add me pls

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

update, it's done

I'm gonna jazz all over this profile

nice duel tf2 bet want you for video

Yeah, yeah, ♥♥♥♥ and Stone

I'm going to feed you chlorine

Why no, I didn't taint your town's water supply.
On an unrelated note, please turn on this garden hose and point it at yourself :)

My ISP is cringe

So a while ago I was pirating games and my ISP sent a warning. I got my stimulus check and didnt need to pirate games anymore so I stopped, but well, the stimmy ran dry, I cant afford a VPN rn and i'm trying to pirate some games for me and my friends. Can I use the hotspot on my phone to pirate games or will the ISP somehow see that. also is bittorrent a good option for pirating. Kind of a noob and would really appreciate some help.

Till death do us part
But we're already past that phase
This is a brand new start
And I think I deserve some praise
For the way that I am
Despite having overdosed
And ending up comatose
I don't give a damn
I've let my emotions go
♥♥♥♥ being a sober hoe
This is the mantra, this is my life
You're playing with now till the end of the night
Surrounded by fire, the passion ignites
A hit of that heaven and hell, a hell of a high
I'm addicted to the madness
This hotel is my Atlantis
We're forever gonna have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason to sin
Let me leave my soul to burn and I'll be breathing it in
I'm addicted to the feeling
Getting higher than the ceiling
And we're never gonna want this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feeling to end
Just concede and give in to your inner demons again

Watch out guys, this guy has a thicc dumpy

pencil pics please?

nice feet bro +rep

Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

+rep chill and really cool mvm teammate :D

Omori??? Good...
you?? also good :)

Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty adam, and if you were a naughty adam you would also be my dirty little adam right? then hypothetically speaking you would be my little adam cumslut. Now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s adam. now that we’ve established you’re both a bad adam and daddy’s adam, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad adam deserves a spanking, and since you are my adam and I am your daddy, I am the one who must provide punishment.

-rep scammed me out of my soul

Off the juice (Juice), codeine got me tripping (Juice)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Radiohead is the sort of dopily dissonant, synth-mashing, warbling, British crap that passes for cutting edge these days. Their Internet fans are legion, their pretentious and egotistically dull albums continue to sell, and the people who malign the good name of critics by calling themselves as much incessantly drool over Radiohead like they've got platinum bars shooting out of their jocks.What I'm getting at is this: the basic problem of rock fans is that they're a bunch of lazy tin-eared babies who would gladly gobble up whatever some circle-jerking hype-rag like Spin or Rolling Stone tells them to like (or worse yet, maybe they take the advice of Pitchfork Media, if they fancy themselves hipsters or are too cheap to buy magazines). No argument can be made that people like such awful bands “because they’re good,” because it’s plain to anyone with even the most stunted vestige of a brain that they’re not.

terrarian

having sexual intercourse with you're mother

you are sus

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

I miss you

i want to buy your Track Terrorizer for scout :) in tf2

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad | cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly this was terrible.