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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 7:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:29pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:48pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 1:50pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:49pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:23pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:41am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 7:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:18am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:40pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:51am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:20am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 12:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:48pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:52pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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