Recent reviews by Hurricane Jose

Better python class than an actual python class. Though, knowing at least one other language is recommended.

This game is overmonetized. If I was the ESRB, I'd slap an AO rating on this because of the loot boxes. Additionally, many quests involve forcing new players to head to the real money store to buy items if they do the quest sequence out of order.

Not a cent is going from my pockets to this game. It only exists to milk morons and whales.

Bought it. Can't wait for the extended customization mods on loverslab.

The ESRB threatened this game to censor its foul language, yet let literal gambling dens run amok. That combined with the fact that the game doesn't bother translating 90% of its dialogue and I frankly can't recommend people to put money into this.

My favorite part of this game is seeing Hat Kid get yeeted off a cliff after playing patty-cake.

A bit clunky but its legendary storytelling pulled through for me.

The only way to have fun in this game is to scoop your brains out with a spoon.

Game is a little bit hard but no less than being one of the greats this past decade. Major emphasis on communication and coordination, and the endorphin rush of winning games is nothing to scoff at. We literally have a server in Chicago named the Salty Spitoon.

This is my go-to shooter game, hands down. See you around!

Took me 19 hours to complete this game, huh?

Best part about this remake are all the memes you can find.

I returned to this game after busting through parts of my steam library and passing courses at school to be greeted with the following:

1. All the karmas are basically free now when previously they cost around $10 USD or a week of grinding.
2. All the stat changes are now RNG-dependent and can't be changed for free, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slot machine.
3. All cutscenes and story missions are REMOVED. Yes, this used to have a story, but now it's gone.
4. All skill progress since at least the Fallen Light update got reset.
5. Skill upgrades can only be acquired via by what effectively is a mobile game energy system.

This list is NOT comprehensive on all the ♥♥♥♥ that was added to destroy my experience with this game.

These changes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and they haven't been reverted for more than 6 months. I'm never playing this thing again. Glad I never spent any money on this leech of a game.