"bro" is still using IE (Internet Explorer)

(breakdown of the joke for the people that did not understand it: https://peerpad.net/#/r/markdown/7rVxWPSUfDMdo85yRpo8sh88hh4NmgbioEMHbDUB6Krr/4XTTMBu3cpwZ3JZsdVYaUXJJkQ3SU4wEyDEGcZJfJPJdzdyVA/ )

Happy new year!!

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces.

wtf don't do that

Hey I met this cool guy on sven-coop at 2 in the morning. That kind of bond is forged unlike any other. However I do appreciate your kindness and protectiveness <3

how dare you hug my cutie patootie without my consent