"bro" is still using IE (Internet Explorer)

(breakdown of the joke for the people that did not understand it: https://peerpad.net/#/r/markdown/7rVxWPSUfDMdo85yRpo8sh88hh4NmgbioEMHbDUB6Krr/4XTTMBu3cpwZ3JZsdVYaUXJJkQ3SU4wEyDEGcZJfJPJdzdyVA/ )

Happy new year!!

I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces.

wtf don't do that

Hey I met this cool guy on sven-coop at 2 in the morning. That kind of bond is forged unlike any other. However I do appreciate your kindness and protectiveness <3

how dare you hug my cutie patootie without my consent

thank you frend *hugs you*

thanks bb i appreciate it <3

get away from my gf dude she don't want you

gaming

-rep his mom has penis (dont visit his mom)

twink ass profile

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

(i'm chris 😳)

I... uh... will try

marry chris

Have chris a mas...

pls stop ignoring me babe its not cool

wyd bbg

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✅ Cool guy !!!

😔

Nuh uh you cant

huh? I can be admin of my own server? its not very hard

Hi I was wondering if i could ask you something I need help getting an achievement on sons of the forest the one were you become an admin on a multiplayer server if you can do this for me that would be so helpful

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I don't have miku emote 😭

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :

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its on the right, how are you casting this magic

nah bro you goofin

wdym? it's normal?

how are you doing that with your name

this chick is awesome +rep






sexy ! O_O pls answer my DMs

q

add pls

trollface

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

that was a year? wow ok

who are you?

+rep best lawyer

fr? thats cringe
like literally socially unacceptable

you wish

Racist against the poles idk

bro...

+rep astolfo enjoyer

+rep like have you seen this man i mean like awooga humu humu :flushed: :alien: :eggplant: