Progresul realizărilor lui Curse Denzel pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 8:47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 9:37

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 17:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 23:42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 17:43

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 9:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 17:54

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 23:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 15:38

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 17:35

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 18:17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 19:44

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 0:10

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 9:18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 23:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 21:19

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 17:50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 17:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 17:47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 9:30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 17:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 23:12

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 15:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 3 mai 2015 la 12:31

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 17:57

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 10:12

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 15:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 11:13

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 10:01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 3 mai 2015 la 12:28

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 28 oct. 2019 la 17:35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 11:08

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 0:03

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 10:12

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 18:34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 10:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 9:55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 10:25

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 5 mai 2015 la 10:10

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 3 mai 2015 la 13:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 20:02

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 21:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 5 nov. 2019 la 16:58

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 5 nov. 2019 la 22:54

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 21:29

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Obținută la 29 oct. 2019 la 21:34

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Obținută la 5 nov. 2019 la 16:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 5 nov. 2019 la 17:46

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Obținută la 5 nov. 2019 la 22:52

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

9 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30