Prestatievoortgang van Curse Denzel in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 8:47

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 9:37

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 17:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 23:42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 17:43

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 9:56

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 17:54

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 23:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 15:38

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 17:35

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 18:17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 19:44

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 0:10

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 9:18

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 23:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 21:19

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 17:50

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 17:54

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 17:47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 9:30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 17:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 23:12

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 15:45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 3 mei 2015 om 12:31

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 17:57

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 10:12

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 15:39

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 11:13

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 10:01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 3 mei 2015 om 12:28

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 17:35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 11:08

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 0:03

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 10:12

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 18:34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 10:08

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 9:55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 10:25

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 5 mei 2015 om 10:10

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 3 mei 2015 om 13:02

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 20:02

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 21:41

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 5 nov 2019 om 16:58

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 5 nov 2019 om 22:54

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 21:29

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 29 okt 2019 om 21:34

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Ontgrendeld op 5 nov 2019 om 16:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 5 nov 2019 om 17:46

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ontgrendeld op 5 nov 2019 om 22:52

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

13 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

9 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

8 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

7 / 30