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Recent reviews by Cuneus

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2 people found this review funny
610.5 hrs on record
Разрабам лечиться надо, и, боюсь, корейский врач тут уже не поможет...
Posted 13 June, 2024. Last edited 13 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
177.2 hrs on record (51.8 hrs at review time)
Есть такой замечательный фильм 1989 года, называется "Дом у дороги".

В начале фильма крупным планом показывается надпись на стене:

"Хочешь хорошо потрахаться, звони по такому-то телефону."

Применительно к этой поделке, в которой своих идей нет, а лишь одни заимствования:

"Хотите хорошо потрахаться, играйте в World of Warcraft".

Отдельный котел за управление и интерфейс.
Posted 17 May, 2024. Last edited 17 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
547.4 hrs on record (453.6 hrs at review time)
When Mr. Bear devoured my teammate for the first time I made him a warning.

When Mr. Bear devoured my teammate for the second time I made him a second warning.

On the third time I crafted hunting rifle and shot him through the head.

Sat down and cried.

Meanwhile Moa came and made me its first warning.

The spiral of violence began to unwind...
Posted 3 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,949.4 hrs on record (544.2 hrs at review time)
When aim-assist dope will fall.
Lots of young lads will find themselves worth nothing.
For all, who still have balls to play fair, respect.
Pale shadow of shooter it was someday.
Posted 10 March, 2023. Last edited 13 March, 2023.
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110.0 hrs on record
Она навсегда останется в наших сердцах!
Posted 14 December, 2020.
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18 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
335.6 hrs on record (333.7 hrs at review time)
Year and a half after release, they finally did it, scored the final nail in to the coffin.

Pro tip for c-class indie developers on how to ruin decent game: nerf things, rebalance game at least twice a year, don't add content on regular basis and don't listen to the community.

Dumb game marketing achievement unlocked. Congratulations on gettting your new shiny portrait frame with donkey ears ornament.
Posted 6 August, 2019. Last edited 6 August, 2019.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
914.5 hrs on record (765.0 hrs at review time)
Игра - испытание. Испытание Гом Джаббаром в современном мире.

Если Вы добились успеха в онлайне, купили все, что желали, открыли все улучшения и вооружение, осилили ГПМ и при этом ни разу даже не подумали об использовании читов, поздравляю, Вы - Человек.

Остальные, - всего лишь тени и прах.
Posted 28 August, 2018.
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77 people found this review helpful
103 people found this review funny
13.9 hrs on record
Вы всегда мечтали доминировать в мультиплеере чернокожим фашистом в форме балтийского моряка? Тогда эта игра для вас.
Posted 7 January, 2018.
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