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"You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" - Nikola Tesla

This innocent-looking baby's spelling bee game will single-handedly curb stomp any form of willpower present within your being, any hint of motivation that you may possess and bring you into a stoop of absolute disgrace and misery once you see the sheer amount of time, effort and patience you have spent trying to hack away at its dense walls of difficulty and "♥♥♥♥ You" level design. Derek Wu is Satan incarnate and this is his cruel and perverse way of bringing armageddon upon our mortal realm.
This game can be optimally played only when its consumer has an extreme sado-masochism fetish.

9/10

I will never recover from this.

10/10

Time is a valuable thing, something that we should cherish by having pleasant experiences and not wasting it on banalities and otherwise nerve-racking and/or anger-inducing experiences.
This is the digital equivalent of an addiction to opiates. Taking it once or twice will prove to be somewhat pleasant, the withdrawals and the aftermath will prove however horrifyingly bad. Once one is firmly addicted to them, the weak endurance that you once had to them will steadily strengthen, making you take more and more to achieve the same high you once had by just taking an otherwise boring amount. This will spiral you into a trench of pure agony as you spend your entire time and health, both physically and mentally, grasping at straws to get that high you once had years ago, your braincells dwindling in numbers by the day.
I want my time back. It's been years, this addiction has followed for almost a decade across multiple platforms and dubiously acquired versions of this drug. Edmund McMillen is the dealer and I am his loyal junkie. Help me.

10/10

No.

9.5/10