(❣•‿•❣) ☢️☣️SHVFFLE NATION ANNOUNCEMENT☣️☢️ (❣•‿•❣)



‼️EVENT CANCELED BY KAIFENG VILLAGE ELDER‼️

REASON GIVEN: Large dust devil formed at event location sucking up organizer, he was seen dancing in the heavens.

Suspicious man seen near the event location whirring up wind with his "Joe biden Sword Dance" https://youtu.be/zWJWDo-yy6E?si=yV3Y-V1GHEPLx8VW

If you know the whereabouts of this man contact Kaifeng village elder "Heinrich Kugelschreiber".


𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐕𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟏𝟏𝐭𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝟑𝐩𝐦!!


On march 11th 2024 3pm i will melbourne hardstyle shuffle on top of the chinese wall. I rehearsed alot of original chinese themed moves so it will be something completely new and unheard of. I dont want to spoil anything but some of the moves are called: "White dragon of the western heavens" or "Mountain goose at the river watching man fish" and those arent even the craziest ones one of my favorites is called "Yellow River water spirit feng shui" like its just crazy!



Already made a few 97 Hong Kong hardstyle trackz for the occasion and im working on the two heirloom seal of the realm crown jewels right now "Nanking Shuffle MASSACORE" and "Unification of the middle kingdom HARDSTYLE TRIBUTE" ALL THE SONGS WILL ONLY BE PLAYED THERE AT THE EVENT. The dongfeng Ghettoblaster i will use along with all the CDs will be forged into talismans and sacrificed together with a goose and goat at mount wudan the following day feel free to turn up there aswell.



𐌃𐌓𐌄𐌔𐌔 𐌂Ꝋ𐌃𐌄: At the wall please only turn up with the crazy shuffle pants thank you. I have 2 spare ones but they are only in my size (4XL). If you are not wearing shuffletrousers you will be ignored and possibly thrown off the wall.


𝔻ℝ𝔼𝕊𝕊 ℂ𝕆𝔻𝔼 𝕄𝕆𝕌ℕ𝕋 𝕎𝕌𝔻𝔸ℕ: Men and women should wear tops that cover their shoulders when visiting a temple. Pants, shorts, and skirts should reach below the knee. Some religious sites might ask visitors to remove their shoes when entering. Dressing for temples in China can be casual. Women usually wear jeans and heels while men wear either jeans or slacks. Both men and women should avoid short-shorts, tank tops and clothing that reveals too much skin.
(source: https://www.chinahighlights.com/travelguide/article-how-to-visit-a-chinese-temple.htm#:~:text=Dressing%20for%20temples%20in%20China,that%20reveals%20too%20much%20skin.)