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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:58pm
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Played for 3 minutes, spent 11 minutes in a catatonic state. It made me realize I am alone on this barren earth. The 11 minutes i spent away from this mortal realm were blissful. A peaceful moment away from the dark, dark reality that is paunch 2. It is hard to wake up, the prospect of another monotonous day tugs at the mind. Life was already hard, the constant existential dread, the aches and pains of this worked body are a constant reminder of my own mortality. When life becomes a cycle of disillusionment and cynicism it becomes hard to march on. Life becomes its own problem. Happy moments fleeting and calmness few and far between. The dying planet a constant reminder of the blight mankind has become. The scars fade but they remain. As the occupants of this abused landscape fade away to dust with age, paunch 2 will remain. The Judas of society, The neglected Fifth horseman of the apocalypse, The catalyst, which sped the inevitable destruction of mankind. What is resilience when met with the grueling challenge that is in fact reality. I have lost my will to continue. This is my final message.

Cant wait for paunch 3 pls add battlepass
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woot 15 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm 
copy pasta
dizolaur 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:52pm 
i came here to laugh not to cry