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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 10:38pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 1:04am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 4:00pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 10:03am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:25am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:24am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:13am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:28am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:29am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 5:58am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 6:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 8:51am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am



Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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