Recent reviews by crusp

I hate this game with passion, the first 10 hours was fun, enjoyable and simple, thoroughly enjoyed getting my first gold guns and messing around in SnD pissing people off with rocket launchers and shields.

But after that, after that first sweet sweet 10 hours, i was full of something that I left long long ago, i could feel my blood boiling, my mind racing with combinations of words that if my mother heard me say she would abort me right than and there. SnD became my safe space, my safe space to scream obscenities at people who had done nothing but kill me, i was becoming a man i locked away and i was embracing it.

This game has angered me beyond redemption, every gun is other too good or down right bloody horrendous, the ttk for half of them is either so slow that you could help your grandmother cross the road before you kill them or so fast that you cant even blink before you've died 20 f*cking times

Most of the maps a great dont get me wrong, except for santa sena border, that map can give me a rimjob and i would still hate it, those stupid cars and those stupid explosives, i have never wanted to cry like a baby as much as i did playing this map.

The voice chat makes my brain shutdown, I love the ♥♥♥♥ talking, the usual slurring and all that but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does it hurt. It is fun though when you have a genuine nine year old scream in your ears, "shut the f*ck up you stupid monkey, youre so ♥♥♥♥ at this game, i will ♥♥♥♥ your mother and then make sure you never see her again you little c*nt"(this one really caught me off guard).

but apart from all that its worth it definitely buy it

yay

holy smokes batman, this game makes the bedsheets rise!

nice

i hate this game so much