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This bro is cute and sexy, but hella weird. I woke up one night from a strange noise downstairs. What I ended up finding was crox was in sneaking out of my room stealing my body pillow, except bro decided to steal the SAFE FOR WORK VERSION not the NOT SAFE FOR WORK VERSION... I tried chasing after him, but I realized he tied my ballz around my bed and dressed me up as a school boy astolfo....
Eventually once I got out I find this man on my couch shoving sticky white yogurt on my body pillow with his pants on the ground... I didn't know what bro did, but as soon as I ran downstairs he ran away with his pants leaving my body pillow on my couch.
Everything was fine, until I found out next morning this absolute rat ate all my damn food in the fridge.