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EscanorSama 8 May, 2023 @ 4:26am 
this guy huge pp(in the negative scale)
Mashuwu 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm 
Happy new year, sub atomic pp man :steamhappy:
Soze 12 Apr, 2022 @ 10:04am 
+rep is a wagon
FetaBass 29 Mar, 2022 @ 1:50am 
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John Deadlock 28 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm 
+rep
Really enjoys CBT-CB!
EscanorSama 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58am 
No maidens?
FetaBass 13 Mar, 2022 @ 6:52am 
2022 update, still a fat ass Discord admin with 1 cm pp
EscanorSama 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm 
Damn fetacuntass
FetaBass 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41am 
would like to have sex with you every day *cuddles* (uwu intensifies)
EscanorSama 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am 
Damn kinda sexy ngl
FetaBass 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am 
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FetaBass 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm 
stfu seno u ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
EscanorSama 25 Aug, 2021 @ 3:27am 
Can't think of anything to comment so I'm just going to post a pancake recipe.
1 1/2 cups milk
1 egg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups White Wings self-raising flour
1/4 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
1/3 cup caster sugar
25g butter, melted
Whisk milk, egg and vanilla together in a jug. Sift flour and bicarbonate of soda into a bowl. Stir in sugar. Make a well in centre. Add milk mixture. Whisk until just combined.
Step 2

Heat a large non-stick frying pan over medium heat. Brush pan with butter. Using 1/4 cup mixture per pancake, cook 2 pancakes for 3 to 4 minutes or until bubbles appear on surface. Turn and cook for 3 minutes or until cooked through. Transfer to a plate. Cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with remaining mixture, brushing pan with butter between batches. Serve.
EscanorSama 27 May, 2021 @ 8:55am 
chingPhyre, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Gayphyre, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
FetaBass 25 May, 2021 @ 7:49am 
Gayphyre, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Gayphyre, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Glenn056 6 May, 2021 @ 2:27am 
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange ♥♥♥♥♥ mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Fraz 5 May, 2021 @ 7:59pm 
His PP is way too small for his own good, it takes him about 3 hours just to pee cuz of how long it takes to come out of a small hole, poor guy, I feel sorry for him
EscanorSama 1 May, 2021 @ 5:30am 
Can confirm he sent me a dickpic and its giga ultra mega small
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EscanorSama 21 Nov, 2020 @ 5:47am 
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FetaBass 23 Aug, 2020 @ 11:17am 
diu lei lo mo <3
EscanorSama 23 Aug, 2020 @ 11:12am 
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FetaBass 7 Apr, 2020 @ 7:52am 
Dear Xphyre,
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treasure 4 Apr, 2020 @ 11:40am 
pro in cs but smol pp unfortunately
Glenn056 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:54am 
for honor pro
EscanorSama 14 Mar, 2020 @ 12:56pm 
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...'\¯"¯-¸: : : : : ¯"^-„¸….¸„-^"¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/'...
…"-,„„¸/' : : : : : : : ¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : '\¸„„,-"......
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EscanorSama 14 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55pm 
Why do u have so smol pp u ♥♥♥♥♥♥
yoshiemaster 16 Jan, 2020 @ 6:03pm 
oof
EscanorSama 14 Jan, 2020 @ 3:09pm 
+rep He is the best big brother I could ever ask for!:steamhappy:
Voose Lagina 13 Jan, 2020 @ 3:30am 
2020 your pp shrunk instead of growing smh
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Soze 4 Jan, 2020 @ 11:52pm 
What's up ya buttercup
EscanorSama 20 Dec, 2019 @ 3:33am 
PADORU PADORU
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yoshiemaster 4 Oct, 2019 @ 1:59pm 
Meetup Saturday
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Love you
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NO NATSUKI MINAMIYA BEST
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he dont know da wae
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Dont add him
Man Down Manny 23 Jun, 2017 @ 5:51am 
he is single and want some guys to accompany him
Man Down Manny 16 Jul, 2016 @ 11:04pm 
gay boi who showed me his tiny little ♥♥♥♥.
BolZ@rd 8 Jun, 2016 @ 12:42am 
Fake achievements
Iced 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:24am 
+rep RE:A:LL:Y: :gmod::A::Y: GU:Y: WHO SHOWED ME HIS :csgob:IG ♥♥♥♥
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+rep gave me 10000points to play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-rep rich but nub scrub
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+rep. Nice trader . Friendly person ! :)
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+repp
knick girl ツ 18 Dec, 2015 @ 9:22am 
+rep so friendly :-)
my bad dawg 29 Oct, 2015 @ 8:40pm 
+++rep fast, smart trader