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Justice for Jon Depp.

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My son played this game. He asked me if a man masturbating in a school is an anomaly. I told him, as always, it depends on the situation.

5 kisses, 5 mouths, and naked grandma going into the school at 3am. Probably the highest Terry Bruge-Hiplo report yet. This is the best spot the difference game on Steam. Believe me, I've played them all.

FYI my son is 25.

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Hunt: Showdown is a cowboy game where cowboys escape from the west and go to a gross Louisiana swamp. It takes place in 1895 I think. Very close to the year ol' Terry was born as a matter of fact. Reminds me of my childhood... drawing faces in the newspapers.

The swamp is so real. After playing this game I always end up with wet feet. It gets a Terry Bruge-Hiplo bonus point for that. I also end up with a wet face. That's because I can't play this game without crying. Everything is beautiful. The sounds of dirty boots in the mud, the humming songs reminiscent of a time before words were invented, the spider man, and the guns. It might just be the greatest thing I've ever played.

I think it should be called "Hunt: Show up please" because everyone should give it a shot.

It gets the highest review Terry Bruge-Hiplo has ever given. 7 kisses from a dry muddy mouth. 6.5 wet mouths of people who went face first into Scupper. Also the first ever Terry Bruge-Hiplo bonus point.

Net code might benefit from some work, but it's fine how it is.

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Road 96 is a story about snot nosed teenagers dripping snot all over the desert. How do they get around? By sliming up every taxi, bus, footpath or law breaking citizen picking up hitchhikers.

Apparently, a few snot nosed kids can also change the course of the future. I haven't seen such a thing happen in the real world, so this game isn't as realistic as Death Stranding or something.

I'm excited to play through a second time to see if the decisions of teenagers doesn't change the future. That's the world I want to live in.

Realism aside, this game gets an unprecedented 5 kisses and 5 wet mouths. It also gets the first ever Trash Food Hunk award by Mr. Terry Bruge-Hiplo.

Alex, if you see this. Be nicer to your mom.

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Visage is actually not a game at all... It's an alternative to laxatives. Not advertised properly, please respond devs.

5 Kisses and 5 Wet mouths. A perfect TBH score.

Thanks for fixing a problem I was unaware of.

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Cabin in the lake 2 is the new lake cabin in the woods game. It's exactly what you expect, a cabin near a lake, cults, murder, scary ghosts (I think), another cult, pixelated genitalia and pure violence. Exactly what every cabin owned experiences on a daily basis.

The second cabin is actually a hotel though, that's a new experience.

I give this game a premature kiss from quite a few people with really wet mouths.

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The Long Drive is about driving on a long. You long for so much, that you eventually forget you are longing and enjoy the drive. Sometimes, strange rabbenwolves come over you and you ♥♥♥♥ a pellet gun until the sun goes down. Let me tell you, and believe me when I say this game involves a LOT of cocking.

This game gets 4 hot kisses and 4 wet mouths. It also receives a Terry Bruge-Hiplo never before received ♥♥♥♥, for all the cocking involved. Remember to adjust your mirrors, kids.

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Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton not involved.

The score: 3 kisses and a twistery wet mouth.
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This is a good game about living in a desert. Your desert has a lot of satellite dishes and you can climb on them. There are a lot of computer words in this game too, I'll never understand how to use them. At least the buttons are fun to click. If you learn to turn on the TV you can watch movies while the computers make sounds. That's cool too. I think I'll enjoy sitting around listening to machines while watching my favourite show "Storage Wards".

4 kisses and 3 mouths

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This is a good game for fans of Resident games. It has all the classic characters and she is hot and fiesty. I had to go to Taco Bell in order to cool down. The big monster is the same all the time and it's the same from 1999. I actually had a lot of hair and was the bad guy in Power Rangers at that time so this game brought back good memories. Vic left again since the classic character has bouncy breasts. Vic, if you read this, please come home there is still leftover potato salad in the fridge. You made it three weeks ago and it needs to be thrown in the trash. I haven't been gone that long since this game only takes 5 hours. Worth the money? Vic certainly doesn't think so, but fans might.

I give this new resident old game made again 4 hot wet kisses.